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Here are some choice excerpts from this article which appeares in Playboy Online:

BOOB TRUTH #1: When a woman is turned on, her nipples typically become hard. But as she nears climax, they disappear. That's because her breasts swell, and the areolae (the soft pads behind her nipples) expand. Once she has climaxed, the areolae quickly shrink, which is a good indicator that she wasn't faking. COROLLARY TO BOOB TRUTH #1: A woman's nipples getting hard doesn't always mean she's turned on. She could be chilly or nervous. BOOB TRUTH #2: Size has nothing to do with sensitivity. COROLLARY TO BOOB TRUTH #2: Women with large breasts are more sensitive to shoulder rubs.

The easiest way to tell if a woman's breasts are natural is if they slide sideways with gravity as she lies on her back.

The word breasts appeared in Europe in the 11th century as bhreus, "to well or sprout." Tit dates at least to the 16th century but referred then only to the nipple, which is likely from nib, the point of a quill pen. Shakespeare called breasts "chalky cliffs." By the 18th century they had become kettledrums, globes, blubber bags, dumplings and diddies. By the 19th century it was top buttocks, berkeleys, buffers, charlies, nature's founts, panters or toora-looras. More recently -- 1930s: boobies, fried eggs, knobs, knockers, the twins. 1940s: balloons, boobs, maracas, pair. 1950s: cans, jugs, lungs, melons, bazooms, TNT (two nifty tits), gazongas, goonas, snorbs, hooters, wallopies, nay nays, milk bar, shock absorbers. 1960s: baby bumpers, bazookas, funsacks, rack, chabobs, chichibangas, credentials, nice pair of eyes, tremblers. 1970s: honkers, mammaries, bazongas, chalubbies, dangleberries, glands, tit lottery (beauty contest). 1980s: tatas, flight deck, handles, balangas, bazoombas, num-nums, bongos, top set. 1990s: fuck udders, puppies, rib cushions, shoulder boulders, chebs, chest flesh, ditties, fleshy bagpipes, nards, nugs, willets.